why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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