The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Women's rights

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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