- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

what's black and can't swim?

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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