Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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