What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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