A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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