- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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