- Anti Joke

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.