I have a horse.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Jack Stevens

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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