How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

the NAACP

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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I love pissing people off :P

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

don't just stand there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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