Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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