It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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