- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Llamaworm

the bible

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Niall Horan

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

- Helen Keller

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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