- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Homo say what?

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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