How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a black guy walks into a black bar

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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