How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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one stop shop

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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