I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Anti Joke

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