- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

PICKLES

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

TOP KEK

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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