- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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