Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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