- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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