- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Your sex life.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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