What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Your sex life.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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