Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Set up Punch line.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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