What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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