- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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