- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

1+1=2

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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