- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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