What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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