Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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