thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

An Asian person drove home safely.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Anti Joke

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