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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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