- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Knock, Knock Come in

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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