- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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