- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Justin Bieber.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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