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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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