- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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