800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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