- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A women left the kitchen.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Please ignore this statement.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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