why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Major League Soccer

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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