A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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How about that airline food?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Rylan Clark

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I'm rick james bitch

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Your mother just died.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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