- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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