Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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