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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

kill yourself....with a cigarette

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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