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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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