if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Bob Saget

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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PENIS

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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