- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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