- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Urban ghettos

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

All of these jokes are about white people

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

the economy.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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