- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

i had sex.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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