- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's blue? The sky.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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